Dagens Sitat

[OivindJ]

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

"Og vi har en vinner."

TheAtl

Ingen dum ide det der .

 

[Gjestemedlem]

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
- Amanda Cross

 

[erato]

"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine." Eduardo Galeano

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Woman. Move my feet, I can't see the TV!

Al Bundy

 

[Spiralis]

"Why divorces are so expensive?

Because they are worth it !! "


Willie Nelson

 

[quantum_leap]

La et menneske først vekkes med sangene, deretter skal det gis solid grunnlag gjennom studiet av ritualene, og til slutt skal det fullkommengjøres med musikk.
- Confucius

 

[BangBang]

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it.


George W. Bush

I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.


George W. Bush

 

[rolfozzy]

Bedre med en konge på tronen enn en i ræva.


På den annen side. Lettere og operere vekk den i ræva, enn den på tronen.

 

[BangBang]

På tide at Kong Harald bretter opp ermet og "bitch-slapper" dattera si tilbake til fornuften.

 

[Komponenten]

Den som kun tar spøk for spøk og alvor kun alvorlig, han og hun har faktisk fattet
begge deler dårlig

 

[Gjest.]

Når nøden er størst, er hjelpen nærmest borte!

 

[rolfozzy]

Når nøden er minst, sutrer vi mest.

 

[JanR]

Den som venter på noe godt venter forgjeves.

/jan

 

[rolfozzy]

Den som venter på noe godt venter forgjeves.

/jan

Blir det ikke noen Rega ?

 

[JanR]

;D ;D

/jan

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Hvis jeg ikke tar helt feil er 'rega' hebraisk for 'vent'. ;D

 

[quantum_leap]

Det er alltid dyrt det som ikke duger.

 

[quantum_leap]

ENGELSKE "PERLER" PÅ GODT NORSK

"You are hardly welcome! The lift is broken so you must use our traps!”
(Skal være uttalt av hotelleier på Vestlandet)

"I'm sorry. This microphone smells everytime I speak”
(Uttalt av norsk taler på internasjonal konferanse )

"I come back tomorrow and screw some hookers up the wall”
(Uttalt av norsk vaktmester til engelske leietakere som hadde bedt om noen ekstra knagger)

På ferietur i greske fjell, 2 norske gutter og en overvektig amerikansk dame som henger litt etter
"Are you coming"?
"No' Im just breathing heavily"

;D ;D ;D

 

[quantum_leap]

Dette er mine prinsipper, hvis du ikke liker dem så har jeg andre.
- Groucho Marx

 

[quantum_leap]

La oss takke idiotene. Uten dem kunne ingen av oss andre lykkes.
- Mark Twain
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Var det ikke Groucho Marx som sa noe i retning av dette?

''Jeg synes TV er en meget utviklende innretning. Hver gang noen slår den på, går jeg inn på et annet rom og leser en bok.''

 

[Boffen]

“In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.”

 

[jowil]

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul
But don't think twice, it's alright

-Bob Dylan

 

[quantum_leap]

Siden vi nå er inne på tekster:

"Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion, is a light in the fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean"

 

[Ramses]

"Thank God i'm an atheist"

 

[quantum_leap]

Det er dumt vi ikke kan kjøpe ledere for det de er verdt og selge dem for det de tror de er verdt.
- Malcolm Forbes

 

[coolbiz]

Siden vi nå er inne på tekster:

"Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion, is a light in the fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean"

forutgående vers:

"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?"

Liker spesielt "Religion is the smile on a dog". Man ser hva man innbiller seg.

 

[JanR]

Tro kan flytte fjell men det kan jaggu Klipsch også ;D

/jan

 

[rolfozzy]

Tro kan flytte fjell men det kan jaggu Klipsch også ;D

/jan

Da spiller du for høyt.

 

[JanR]

3 watt er mere enn man tror (gammelt rør ordtak)

/jan

 

[nb]

"Jeg fatter ikke hvorfor jeg er kastet ut av Tour de France"
- Michael Rasmussen

 

[JanR]

"Jeg fatter ikke hvorfor jeg er kastet ut av Tour de France"
- Michael Rasmussen

;D ;D ;D

/jan

 

[OivindJ]

"What you resist persists"

Slik er det ofte dessværre, til vi gjør noen forandringer.

 

[OivindJ]

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out where the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with dust and sweat and blood. At best, he knows the triumph of high acheivemant; if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."--- Theodore Roosevelt

 

[Spiralis]

Egen suksess er vel og bra, men andres ulykke er heller ikke å forakte. ;D ;D

 

[wotg]

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people.
"We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." Just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace"

Bill Hicks

 

[Spiralis]

Buseplukker !

(Affa)

 

[Boffen]

"Forms of government matter, in my opinion. It matters how -- the nature of the government in which people live."
--George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

 

[erato]

"As democracy is perfected, the office of President
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of
the people. On some great and glorious day the plain
folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at
last and the White House will be adorned by a
downright moron."

H.L. Mencken, Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

 

[Soundproof]

"If the terriers and barrifs are torn down, this economy will grow."
-George W. Bush