Vitser og morsomheter Den store (engelske?) vitsetråden!

[PederP]

 

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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[coolbiz]

Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it.

 

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.