Vitser og morsomheter Den store (engelske?) vitsetråden!

[PederP]

 

[coolbiz]

A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[coolbiz]

Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it.

 

[coolbiz]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

 

[Panama Red]

 

[BurntIsland]

If you cheat on your spouse with a minor;
is it still called adultery?

 

[Hønndjevelen]

If you cheat on your spouse with a minor;
is it still called adultery?

No, it's minority, and for those we have affirmative action