An old, blind Marine wanders
into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender,
`Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?`
The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says,
`Before you tell that joke i think it
is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things;
1. The bartender is a blonde girl
with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I`m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound
blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me
is blonde and a proffessional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde
and a proffessional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously,
do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?´
The blind Marine thinks for a second,
shakes his head and mutters,
`No…not if i`m gonna have to
explain it five times.`