A gorilla died of old age at the zoo. He was their only gorilla and the zoo's most popular attraction by far. The zoo owner was worried about losing money, so he told the gorilla keeper that he'd double his salary if he agreed to put on a gorilla suit, get in the cage and pretend to be a gorilla until they could find a new gorilla. The man agreed and did such a good job impersonating a gorilla that people traveled from far and wide to see him. About a month later, the new started to wear off and attendance started to dwindle. So to regain people's attention, he decided to climb out of his enclosure and hang from the ceiling of the lion's den next door. This attracted a huge crowd of people who looked on in awe and terror. After a while, the man suddenly lost his grip and fell to the floor of the lion's den. He started panicking and screaming for help and out of nowhere the lion grabbed him, threw him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Shut the hell up or you're going to get us both fired."