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New & Improved - Now More Powerful!!
Machina Dynamica's
Teleportation Tweak
Long-Distance Audio System Upgrade
World's Greatest Tweak
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm
Geoff Kait -- Aerospace Engineering (theoretical fluid dynamics and propulsion, statistical thermodynamics, nuclear physics, indeterminate structures). Undergrad thesis: Preliminary design of low-thrust engine for interplanetary travel utilizing momentum transfer mechanisms in highly magnetic metal crystal bombarded by high-energy ions. Work experience: satellite operations; radar data analysis; aerodynamics of high-performance aircraft; reentry vehicle dynamics; radio communications; satellite communications; spread spectrum communications. He incorporated Machina Dynamica in 1998; he designed Nimbus Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform, Promethean Base, Brilliant Pebbles, Tru-Tone Duplex Covers, Codename Turquoise CD Tray Masking Kit, Codename Saffron HD-DVD Tray Masking Kit, the Teleportation Tweak and manufactures the Clever Little Clock. Author of How the Intelligent Chip Works - The Definitive Explanation.
The Teleportation Tweak is the phenomenal new product from Machina Dynamica. The Teleportation Tweak is an advanced telecommunications technique discovered and developed by Machina Dynamica for upgrading audio systems remotely -- even over very long distances. Machina Dynamica routinely performs the Teleportation Tweak for distances of 1000-4000 miles and has recently performed the Teleportation Tweak for a distance of 10,000 miles.
The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound - clearer, more information, greater frequency extension and more realistic-sounding - and is performed during a phone call to Machina Dynamica. The phone call to Machina Dynamica can be made via landline phone (including cordless phone) or cell phone from any room in the house. The Teleportation Tweak will sound to the listener like a series of mechanical pulses. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds. Further benefits are obtained by performing the Teleportation Tweak for ANY or ALL additional phones in the house.
Remarkably, the Teleportation Tweak is independent of distance and signal transmission medium and will work anywhere in the world. The "signals" transmitted over the phone remain robust even over great distances. It is not necessary for the system to be ON at the time of the telephone call; however, if A/B comparison of the Teleportation Tweak before and after the call is desired, the customer's audio system should be turned ON and warmed up prior to the call; the customer can thus evaluate favorite tracks before and after the Teleportation Tweak is performed.
The effects of the Teleportation Tweak are instantaneous and the improvement to sound quality will be audible immediately. The Teleportation Tweak excels in 3-dimensionality, lushness, inner detail and air. Bonus: The picture quality of any video system in the house will also be improved - better color and contrast! Customer should pay via Paypal or check/MO (payable to Geoff Kait) prior to calling Machina Dynamica via landline or cell phone.
Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak $60.
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