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Inne igjen etter en ny 1,5 times økt med snøskuffa. Den tredje siden i går morges.
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"The Diary of the Snow Showeler"      (lang, men absolutt verdt å lese 

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December 9: We woke to a beautiful  blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What  a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world?  Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. I shoveled snow for the  first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway  and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up  the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again!  What a perfect life. 
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely  snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll  definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful!  Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never  want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a  nice man - I'm glad he's our neighbor. 
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night.  The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so.  The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway  and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon  and buried everything again. l didn't realize I would have to do quite  this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I  wish l wouldn't huff and puff so. 
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van  and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2  extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case  the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska,  after all. 
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my  butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The  wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel. 
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads  are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to  pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife  and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but  won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe  I'm freezing to death in my own living room. 
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had  another 14" of stupid snow last night. More shoveling. Took all day.  That stupid snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to  shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're  lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow  blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think  they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done  and bill me. I think he's lying. 
December 22: Bob was right about a white  Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's  so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get  all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to use the restroom.  By the time I got undressed, went and dressed again. I was too tired to  shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of  the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk is lying. 
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it  warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house  this morning. What is she, nuts? Why didn't she tell me to do that a  month ago? She says she did, but I think she's lying. 
December 24: 6" today. Snow packed so hard by  snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I  ever catch the jerk who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the  snow by his hair. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to  finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at about 100 miles an  hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife  wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I  was busy watching for that stupid snowplow. 
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of  the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes  my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by  asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The  wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to  watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her. 
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. 
December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze. 
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THAT WOMAN is driving me crazy!!!!! 
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to  shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever  heard. How dumb does he think I am? 
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted. 
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. 
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?  
 
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