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The  following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child  Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details". These  are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out 10. It takes 1st  prize and 3 is runner up.
1.  Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered  by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of  Marlinda, butI believe that she was conceived on the same  night.
2.  I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being  sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide  you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this  helps.
3.  I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived  at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that  night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do  manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?  Thanks.
4.  I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.  He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto  in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMWservice stations in  this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am  still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my  son's conception was ejaculat and that he is the Saver risen  again.
6. I cannot tell you the  name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover  and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn  between doing right by you and right by the country . Please  advise...
7.Tyrone Hairston is the  father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did  with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well,  I don't have clue.
8.From the  dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe  it really is the Magic Kingdom
9. So much about that night is a blur The  only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about  eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather  than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained  unfertilized.
10. I am  unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when  you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you  fart.