[FONT="]The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"[/FONT][FONT="]Mrs. Sanders, please."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"Speaking."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Hospital Laboratory, When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Either way the results are not too good."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"What do you mean?" nervously asks Mrs. Sanders.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Sanders.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests once." [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"What am I supposed to do now?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
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"The Medicare help desk recommended that your drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't have sex with him."[/FONT]