Var du der ?

[Trane]

Lemmy, du og en blåhåret dame på konsert i Chicago ?

Ei dame blei gravid under en konsert med Motörhead. Nå annonserer hun for å finne faren.

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up.
You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall.
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

Herlig !