Fornøylig denne her....

[HCS]

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and
you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped
to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

[Spiralis]

OOooooouuuuuuuu !!!!! Yyyyyeeeeeessssssss !!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Jori]

Hahaha.. eid

 

[JackX]

pwn3d ;D

 

[pks]

;D

Mohahaha!!!!!

PK ;D

 

[noruego]

Våpen dreper ikke mennesker. Naturligvis.

 

[Spiralis]

Våpen dreper ikke mennesker. Naturligvis.

Helt riktig observasjon. Det er mennesker som dreper mennesker !

 

[Gjestemedlem]

Våpen dreper ikke mennesker. Naturligvis.

Helt riktig observasjon. Det er mennesker som dreper mennesker !

Våpen dreper ikke mange mennesker. Det er kulene man må passe seg for.

Mennesker er ikke så farlige.

 

[Soundproof]

Våpen dreper ikke mange mennesker. Det er kulene man må passe seg for.

Mennesker er ikke så farlige.

Hvilket bringer meg til noe jeg ergrer meg over. Skurker på film og deres skyteferdigheter. Ærlig talt - det går med flere kuler enn på en middels borgerkrig, og helten løper uskadet gjennom blyregnet.
Jeg syns sjefsskurker burde ha obligatorisk skytetrening på programmet for mannskapet!

 

[Fush]

Våpen dreper ikke mange mennesker. Det er kulene man må passe seg for.

Det er omtrent som med bilkjøring: Det er ikke farten som dreper, det er smellen.

Eller som de sier på engelsk: "It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell."...

 

[Komponenten]

Denne er også ganske bra, det påstås å være ekte, med det bør man vel ta med en klype salt:



What makes these even funnier is that they are real!!

Qantas Airlines: Repair Division

In case you need a laugh: Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "Gripe Sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute Descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny........... (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

 

[noruego]

Våpen dreper ikke mennesker. Naturligvis.

Helt riktig observasjon. Det er mennesker som dreper mennesker !

Hva med miner?

 

[TJ]

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Mine favoritter, med en knapp på den første..

 

[oddgeir]

Denne var jo konge:

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

;D

 

[Bjørn.H]

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and
you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is
a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped
to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Para Doxa. (fritt oversatt: "Tro ved siden av" -eller annen tolkning: "Tro ved siden av den offisielle tro). -slik er det, potensielt kan mye av det som er ressurser i samfunnet potensielt kan brukes ganske destruktivt, eller systematisk i retning av å fremtvinge et resultat.

Uansett, slik en av "Colonial Marines" gutta sa i "Aliens" med Sigurney Weaver da de i en scene stod under en kjernereaktor, og av den grunn måtte levere inn all ammunisjonen sin: "What are we suppose to use instead? -Harsh language??" ;D


Mvh. Bjørn

 

[Bjørn.H]

Våpen dreper ikke mennesker. Naturligvis.

Helt riktig observasjon. Det er mennesker som dreper mennesker !

Hva med miner?

De er lagt av mennesker.



De er altså handlinger med potensialitet.