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(Over i "How do I steal the guy's girlfriend?" tråden kom jeg inn på at uten brudd på det 10. bud ville det vært smalhans for drama. Så jeg listet opp noen twitterplots på kjente operaer.)
Her er korte Twitterplots fra kjente operaer og sangspill.
http://theomniscientmussel.com/2009/03/twitter-opera-synopsis-results/
Carmen - Don Jose: I hate Carmen. I love Carmen! I miss Carmen I hate Carmen! Knife
Cosi fan tutte:
@higgis theyre all the same, those women. Cant resist a good looking bloke. Not a faithful bone in their body. Everyones at it.
Daphne
@ogiovetti That mysterious herdsman? Hes really Apollo. And hes gonna kill your daughters suitor and turn your kid into a tree.
Don Carlos
King marries French girl. His son has hots for girl. Son becomes rebel. Heretics get burned. One eyed woman steals box with secret info in it. Son rescued by Grandpas possible ghost. Audience confused by ending.
Ernani
Uncle and king both want girl who wants outlaw tenor who swears oath to kill himself at Uncles whim. Girl/tenor marry, uncle calls in oath.
Faust
@ogiovetti He sells his soul. He knocks her up. He kills her brother. She kills her baby. She dies in jail. Devil of a time.
I Pagliaci
@ogiovetti Wifes infidelity no laughing matter for clown. Puts on his costume and kills her. The play is over. Actors have feelings too.
LItalian in Algeri
@txavocado Emasculated men. Ones a tenor. Girl w/cojones arrives & wows w/coloratura. No harem for her! High Cs. Kaimakan. Pappataci. Ciao!
La Nozze de Figaro
@Mmmusing Count wishes he Susanna had; his wife is sad, his servant mad, a mezzo plays a lusty lad. Switcheroo exposes cad, finale he admits hes bad.
La Sonambula
@ogiovetti Shes a slut? No! Shes a sleepwalker!
La Traviata
@missmussel V>TB. Has party. Shacks up with A. G meddles . V dumps A. Has party. A freaks. V=TB, faints. A&V reunite but TB>V. Curtain.
Norma
@gsandow Priestess has secret kids. Lover unfaithful. Kill kids? Kill him? Confess to the tribe. Penaltys death. Lover joins her.
Salome
@abkr Out of control teen uses stepdad to get back at would-be boyfriend, learns some confusing lessons about love
The Flying Dutchman
@ogiovetti Any port in a storm. Tall dark and mysterious wants my daughter. She wants to save him, but can she be faithful? Splashy splashy.
The Pearl Fishers
@ogiovetti Bromance cut short when 2 men fall for same priestess. Chastity broken. City on fire. Lovers escape. There goes the neighborhood.
Wozzeck
@dotdotdottweet Poor guy hes a human guinea pig, boss hates him, his girlfriends a hooker. Finally loses it, leaves kid behind. Hopp, hopp!
Og hva er dette?
A def. RM; W def. A; F def. W; Hd def. Sm; BH drew Wt; Sf def. F; Sf def. M;Sf def. fire;Hg def. Sf; BH def. self; fire def. gods.
Uten brudd på det 10. bud ville de fleste plots vært som dette:
Pelleas et Mélisande
@ionarts Nothing happens; Mélisande dies.
Her er korte Twitterplots fra kjente operaer og sangspill.
http://theomniscientmussel.com/2009/03/twitter-opera-synopsis-results/
Carmen - Don Jose: I hate Carmen. I love Carmen! I miss Carmen I hate Carmen! Knife
Cosi fan tutte:
@higgis theyre all the same, those women. Cant resist a good looking bloke. Not a faithful bone in their body. Everyones at it.
Daphne
@ogiovetti That mysterious herdsman? Hes really Apollo. And hes gonna kill your daughters suitor and turn your kid into a tree.
Don Carlos
King marries French girl. His son has hots for girl. Son becomes rebel. Heretics get burned. One eyed woman steals box with secret info in it. Son rescued by Grandpas possible ghost. Audience confused by ending.
Ernani
Uncle and king both want girl who wants outlaw tenor who swears oath to kill himself at Uncles whim. Girl/tenor marry, uncle calls in oath.
Faust
@ogiovetti He sells his soul. He knocks her up. He kills her brother. She kills her baby. She dies in jail. Devil of a time.
I Pagliaci
@ogiovetti Wifes infidelity no laughing matter for clown. Puts on his costume and kills her. The play is over. Actors have feelings too.
LItalian in Algeri
@txavocado Emasculated men. Ones a tenor. Girl w/cojones arrives & wows w/coloratura. No harem for her! High Cs. Kaimakan. Pappataci. Ciao!
La Nozze de Figaro
@Mmmusing Count wishes he Susanna had; his wife is sad, his servant mad, a mezzo plays a lusty lad. Switcheroo exposes cad, finale he admits hes bad.
La Sonambula
@ogiovetti Shes a slut? No! Shes a sleepwalker!
La Traviata
@missmussel V>TB. Has party. Shacks up with A. G meddles . V dumps A. Has party. A freaks. V=TB, faints. A&V reunite but TB>V. Curtain.
Norma
@gsandow Priestess has secret kids. Lover unfaithful. Kill kids? Kill him? Confess to the tribe. Penaltys death. Lover joins her.
Salome
@abkr Out of control teen uses stepdad to get back at would-be boyfriend, learns some confusing lessons about love
The Flying Dutchman
@ogiovetti Any port in a storm. Tall dark and mysterious wants my daughter. She wants to save him, but can she be faithful? Splashy splashy.
The Pearl Fishers
@ogiovetti Bromance cut short when 2 men fall for same priestess. Chastity broken. City on fire. Lovers escape. There goes the neighborhood.
Wozzeck
@dotdotdottweet Poor guy hes a human guinea pig, boss hates him, his girlfriends a hooker. Finally loses it, leaves kid behind. Hopp, hopp!
Og hva er dette?
A def. RM; W def. A; F def. W; Hd def. Sm; BH drew Wt; Sf def. F; Sf def. M;Sf def. fire;Hg def. Sf; BH def. self; fire def. gods.
Uten brudd på det 10. bud ville de fleste plots vært som dette:
Pelleas et Mélisande
@ionarts Nothing happens; Mélisande dies.
