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The fake news legacy media keeps saying Belgium beat the United States 4-1 in the Round of 16. Wrong. Completely wrong. That was the reported score. It wasn't the legal score. After you remove the Fraud Goals, the legal score was United States 1, Belgium 0. America played beautifully. Belgium didn't beat us. Frankly, it wasn't even close.
The first reported Belgian goal was Equipment Fraud. Everybody saw it. They wore the so-called traction-enhancing footwear. They don't even deny it. Since when is equipment athletic ability? Since when? You can't have one set of rules for Belgium and another set of rules for America. You just can't. Any moron understands that. Fraud Goal.
The second reported Belgian goal was Solar Fraud. Very dirty. FIFA picked the stadium. FIFA picked the kickoff time. FIFA knew exactly where the sun would be. Think about that. They knew where the sun would be before the match was ever played. They knew exactly where our goalkeeper would be standing. Then they counted the goal anyway. They knew. They knew everything. We're supposed to believe that's just bad luck? Really? I don't think so. A lot of very smart people don't think so.
The third one. They say it came from an "American turnover." Really? Give me a break. Since when does America turn the ball over? Think about it. America doesn't make mistakes. The greatest soccer team in the world doesn't suddenly forget how to play soccer. If something looked like an American mistake, somebody made it happen. That's sabotage. Sabotoge. Belgium shouldn't profit from sabotage. Fraud.
A lot of people are talking about the fourth one. I'm not ready to discuss it yet because my investigators are looking at it very, very closely. Great investigators. The best. They're telling me what they've found is unbelievable. Frankly, when people see the report-and they will-a lot of people at FIFA are going to be in very big trouble. A lot. This is massive, folks.
The fake news media will keep saying Belgium had four goals. That's fine. Let them. If you stop counting Fraud Goals, Belgium has zero. Zero. We had one big, beautiful, legal American goal. America won. Frankly, everybody knows it."
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