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Kan du være så snill å slutte å legge ut slike innlegg? Jeg har gått og småknegget i flere dager og de rundt meg har begynt å lure på om det er noe galt med meg.
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Kan du være så snill å slutte å legge ut slike innlegg? Jeg har gått og småknegget i flere dager og de rundt meg har begynt å lure på om det er noe galt med meg.
tulling , dette er helt kurrant dilldall.
slutt å blande deg inn her.
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Men selvsagt er det det!! Du frekventerer jo dette forumet.......!
Men vi er nå glade i deg likevel!
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Tusen takk, Spirre. Du er en sann venn (som bare jatter med når jeg begynner å vise tegn på galskap)
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Burde kanskje legge denne i Fetbløff-tråden:
Noen blondinevitser
Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
FLORIDA
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,
'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooo, can you see Florida?'
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff,
'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you?'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
BLONDE ON TIME
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'Helllooooo. . . ,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
In the swim-meet, after the blond came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that “all the other girls were using their arms.”
En god søknad om nedsatt soningstid..?
HA-medlem rundjulte seksualforbryter i fengsel - nyheter - Dagbladet.no
I bakvendtlandet Norge ventes det i spenning på når vi kan få motsatt overskrift...
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Dette er veldig bra, simpelthen.
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Gå inn i bildet, hvor som helst.
Jeg for min del viker litt tilbake for tanken om å bli seksualforbryter for så å bli puttet i samme fengsel som et HA-medlem.
Enda mer seriøst: Seksualforbrytere er i min bok bånn i bøtta, og de fortjener all den julingen de kan få. Også i fengsel. Så HA, stå på!!
I Back to the Future dro Marty og Doc til 21. oktober 2015.
... og blir ikke så veldig imponerte:
Trist å se hvor redusert Michael J. Fox har blitt av Parkinsons sykdom.Sist redigert:
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> Frank...
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> A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
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> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
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> Passenger: "Who?"
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> Cabbie: "Frank... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
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> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
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> Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
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> Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
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> Cabbie: "Oh there's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with, and he could fix anything---. Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."
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> Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
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> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank."
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> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
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> Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wifeHHardingfele
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If our brains get too smart they will become self aware and take over our bodies.
Begriper ikke hvorfor han ikke fyrer opp kjerra og reiser tilbake til tiden før sykdommen. Jeg kan godt være kartleser.I Back to the Future dro Marty og Doc til 21. oktober 2015.
... og blir ikke så veldig imponerte:
Trist å se hvor redusert Michael J. Fox har blitt av Parkinsons sykdom.GGjestemedlem
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Et lite datatips.
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Løsningen på begge problemene er å åpne artikkelen i et privat vindu.
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Den er egentlig ment som en opprydder slik at man kan lagre artikkelen uten alt søppelet i Evernote, men den fungerer helt fantastisk uten at dette er motivasjonen.
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DIY-triks for hobbyingeniøren.
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Nope, den bli ikke aktivert for en side før du selv klikker på ikonet.
Mørkeblå dress, lyseblå skjorte og et bekmørkt sinn.
"Fordommer" føyer seg inn i rekken av ord som endret mening, det siste tiåret..
Er det feil, DET også, nå?
Alt er feil inntil det motsatte er motbevist.
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