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You might be an audiophile if you sometimes listen to music without doing anything else.
You might be an audiophile if you paid more for your hi-fi than your car.
You might be an audiophile if your speaker cables are thicker than your garden hose.
You might be an audiophile if you think vacuum tube amplifiers are beautiful.
You might be an audiophile if you have your local hi-fi dealer's phone number on speed dial.
You might be an audiophile if you learned how to solder before you learned how to ride a bike.
You might be an audiophile if you don't mind the sound of your LPs' clicks and pops.
You might be an audiophile if you think home theater systems are a waste of time.
You might be an audiophile if you don't have an iPod.
You might be an audiophile if you know what "slew rate" means.
You might be an audiophile if you own more LPs and CDs than books or movies.
You might be an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your microwave oven.
You're definitely an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your refrigerator.


Mye treffende.

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Crap!
9 av 13, er nok dømt da ;P
 

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"You're definitely an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your refrigerator." - Bingo! :)
 

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tkr skrev:
Høyttalerne mine er ihvertfall dypere enn kjøleskapet...Teller det?

mvh
Mine er høyere, men flatere enn døren på kjøleskapet...
 

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Doc.G skrev:
Er det fortsatt noen som har microbølgeovn? trodde den forsvant omtrent samtidig med vannsenga og saccosekken.
Er det mulig å ha små barn uten microbølgeovn?
 
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mteinum skrev:
You might be an audiophile if you sometimes listen to music without doing anything else.
JA
You might be an audiophile if you paid more for your hi-fi than your car.
NEI
You might be an audiophile if your speaker cables are thicker than your garden hose.
Hallo, man har da sikret seg med tjukke hageslanger - ikke "Gardena standard..."
You might be an audiophile if you think vacuum tube amplifiers are beautiful.
KAN være
You might be an audiophile if you have your local hi-fi dealer's phone number on speed dial.
NEI
You might be an audiophile if you learned how to solder before you learned how to ride a bike.
NEI
You might be an audiophile if you don't mind the sound of your LPs' clicks and pops.
CD/lossless?
You might be an audiophile if you think home theater systems are a waste of time.
Forstår ikke problemstillingen
You might be an audiophile if you don't have an iPod.
Forstår ikke problemstillingen
You might be an audiophile if you know what "slew rate" means.
Er det viktig?
You might be an audiophile if you own more LPs and CDs than books or movies.
JA, dvs - egentlig forstår jeg ikke problemstillingen
You might be an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your microwave oven.
JA
You're definitely an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your refrigerator.

Lages det større høyttalere enn et General Electric kombiskap med ismaskin og det hele?
 

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Mine høgtalere er styggere enn kjøleskapet,og kjøleskapet er langtfra fint:)

Mvh.
 

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Det sies Jaguar E-type er designet ut fra Aerodynamiske lover.
Det sies at mine neste høyttaler er designet ut fra lover kun designere av Russiske betongblokker kunne like. VH. Bernt
 

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Check - You might be an audiophile if you sometimes listen to music without doing anything else.
Nope (såvidt...) - You might be an audiophile if you paid more for your hi-fi than your car.
Check - You might be an audiophile if your speaker cables are thicker than your garden hose.
Check - You might be an audiophile if you think vacuum tube amplifiers are beautiful.
Telefonboka på mobben teller vel? - You might be an audiophile if you have your local hi-fi dealer's phone number on speed dial.
Nope - You might be an audiophile if you learned how to solder before you learned how to ride a bike.
Støyer ikke mye med bra pickup - You might be an audiophile if you don't mind the sound of your LPs' clicks and pops.
Check - You might be an audiophile if you think home theater systems are a waste of time.
Check - You might be an audiophile if you don't have an iPod.
Check - You might be an audiophile if you know what "slew rate" means.
Nope, leser enormt mye... - You might be an audiophile if you own more LPs and CDs than books or movies.
What microwave? - You might be an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your microwave oven.
Check - You're definitely an audiophile if your speakers are bigger than your refrigerator.

10 stykk, derav en definitiv... ;D

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Flere forslag:

  • You might be an audiophile if you already have a set of musical selections you us to test audio equipment.
  • You might be an audiophile if you can identify brand (or even better model) of speakers by listening to them blindfolded.
  • You might be an audiophile if you say things like "it would be even better if you brought 4K down 3db."
  • You might be an audiophile if you buy re-mastered recordings of music you already own.
  • You might be an audiophile if the only digital music you have is in flak 32bit.
  • You might be an Audiophile if you think Grado headphones look cool.
  • You might be an Audiophile if you know exactly what improper tape bias and/or slow tape sounds like.
  • You might be an Audiophile if you automatically associate "RIAA" with "EQ"
  • You might be an Audiophile if your heart skips a beat at the sight of a Mobile Fidelity album.
  • You might be an Audiophile if you automatically associate "music library" with foobar2000, FLAC, Exact Audio Copy and 24 96.
  • You might be an audiophile if you sometimes stare at your stereo, even when music isn't playing on it.
  • You might be an audiophile if you bought your equipment, looks or aesthetics be damned!
  • You might be an audiophile if you cringe if someone offers to play new music for you, because hearing it on another system will "ruin" it for you.
  • You might be an audiophile if the smell of a high end audio store makes you giddy and flustered.
  • You might be an audiophile if it pains you to bite your tongue when someone proudly declares, "they're bose!"
  • You might be an audiophile if you have a large collection of Type IV metal tapes encoded in dbx.
  • You might be an audiophile if you leave your phone's ringtone on "Nokia Tune" or "Marimba", because it hurts to listen to your favorite track coming out through your cell phone's tiny speakers.
  • You might be an audiophile if you are resistent to new technology.
  • You might be an audiophile if you feel yourself die a little everytime someone boasts about how big their subs are in their trunk.
  • You might be an audiophile if your headphones cost more than the gear you plug it into.
  • You might be an audiophile if your wife drives over your Vandersteens and you decide to keep the speakers, not the wife. (True Story)
  • You might be an audiophile when you rationalize component purchases based on a percentage of your net annual salary.
  • You might be an audiophile if your last amp was purchased based on the distinct lack of signal processing.
  • You might be an audiophile if your living room furniture is set up around the 1.2 metre tall piano black tower speakers, as opposed to a TV, view or fireplace.
  • You are probably an audiophile because your Dad spent hours playing you Pink Floyd, Beatles and Blues LPs on his high end component system during the 80s
  • Your partner is not an audiophile because they listened to Summer Hits '88 cassettes on their Mothers 3-in-1.
  • When you change your Credit Card's Billing Address to your Official address than Home. (True that - dont ask who. No brownie points for guessing either!)
 

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Doc.G skrev:
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Doc.G skrev:
Er det fortsatt noen som har microbølgeovn? trodde den forsvant omtrent samtidig med vannsenga og saccosekken.
Er det mulig å ha små barn uten microbølgeovn?
Jeg liker ikke barn ;D
Ikke jeg heller, før jeg fikk noen sjøl....
Blir plutselig litt annerledes da...
 

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Huffda, 9 av 13. Da blir jeg stemplet som audiofil. Ytterst betenkelig. Jeg er redd det må en audiofil til for å skjønne at jeg ikke er audiofil.

Høyttalere større enn kjøleskapet? Tja, breiere i hvert fall. Og vi har svært kjøleskap.
 
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