Richard Cheese

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;D ;D ;D

Noen som har noen plater av denne mannen? Dette var festlig ;D

Lounge Against the Machine (2000)



http://www.amazon.com/Lounge-Against-Machine-Richard-Cheese/dp/B00004Z40S/ref=pd_sim_m_1

Tuxicity (2002)



http://www.amazon.com/Tuxicity-Richard-Cheese-Against-Machine/dp/B000IOMXPI/ref=pd_sim_m_4

I'd Like a Virgin (2004)



http://www.amazon.com/Id-Like-Virgin-Richard-Cheese/dp/B000IOMXP8/ref=pd_sim_m_5

Jeg håper at ikke *pip* er på selve plata...

Aperitif for Destruction (2005)



http://www.amazon.com/Aperitif-Destruction-Richard-Cheese/dp/B0008FPIT0/ref=pd_sim_m_2

Silent Nightclub (2006)



http://www.amazon.com/Silent-Nightclub-Richard-Cheese/dp/B000HDRB20/ref=pd_sim_m_4

Dick at Nite (2007)



http://www.amazon.com/Dick-at-Nite-Richard-Cheese/dp/B000WS4PGA/ref=pd_bxgy_m_text_b

Viva La Vodka (2009)



http://www.amazon.com/Viva-Vodka-Richard-Cheese/dp/B001UDPBS2/ref=pd_sim_m_6

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http://www.richardcheese.com/
 
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Det er som å være 12 igjen... jeg er nå med i en fan club ;D

Welcome to the SuperFan FunClub!

Thanks for joining the official Richard Cheese SuperFan FunClub! We truly appreciate your kind support, and we are glad that you are lounging against the machine with us!

As promised, we are mailing to you Richard Cheese's new "Viva La Vodka" CD, plus your EXCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP-ONLY RICHARD CHEESE STICKERS, GIFT CARD, and three bonus CDs!

In addition to the "Viva La Vodka" CD, you’ll also be receiving Richard Cheese’s next 2 new CDs when they're released in 2009/2010! Yay! Those CDs will be automatically sent to you in advance of their public release. Please make sure that you notify us if you change your mailing address or email address. Also notify us if your hot college cheerleader cousin poses for Playboy, and what is her phone number?

Please note this important information: RICHARD CHEESE'S NEXT NEW CDs WILL NOT BE RELEASED IN STORES TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC UNTIL 2009/2010. ONLY MEMBERS CAN GET THE CDs SOONER. WE HOPE TO FINISH PRODUCING THE NEXT CD AND SEND IT TO MEMBERS BY THE END OF THE YEAR, BUT WE NEED AT LEAST 1,000 MORE PRE-ORDERS FIRST. IT DEPENDS ON YOU! SO, GET YOUR FRIENDS TO PRE-ORDER ON-LINE TODAY AT MEMBERS.RICHARDCHEESE.COM! THE MORE MEMBERS WE GET NOW, THE SOONER YOU'LL GET TO ENJOY THESE NEW CDs FROM RICHARD CHEESE!

When you receive your new CDs, we’d like to respectfully ask that you PLEASE DON’T LET YOUR FRIENDS copy, share, burn, rip, upload, sideload, re-distribute, duplicate, or otherwise infringe upon our copyrighted recordings and intellectual property. It's okay to put our CD on your personal iPod, but please don't let our albums be copied. The unauthorized copying of songs is just plain wrong, and it really hurts Richard Cheese and makes it financially impossible for him to record his albums. To prevent music piracy, EACH INDIVIDUAL "VIVA LA VODKA" CD IS DIGITALLY SIGNED WITH A UNIQUE NON-AUDIBLE SECURITY KEY. We can now match our members to their purchased CDs, so if we find one of our songs on a filesharing system, we will trace the CD directly back to you. Copyright violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, so please don’t loan out your CDs to friends, and please don't allow your CDs to be copied or uploaded, or we will sue you. Seriously. We love our loyal fans, and we want to continue making new CDs for you. Please help us in the fight against music piracy. Treat your new CD like a valuable treasure; you paid for it, so, let's make sure no one else gets it for free!

If you have any questions, please email us at lounge@richardcheese.com. Also, please note that album titles, songs, and release dates may change without notice. We will send out emails to our SuperFan FunClub members whenever we have updates, so make sure we have your current and correct email address. Complete offer rules and other information can be found at richardcheese.com. THANK YOU FOR SPREADING THE CHEESE!


Jack Monterey
Executive Producer, RC&LATM
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Det tok sin tid, men den som venter på noe godt... Madammen syntes dette var morsomt.





Kanskje litt ost, vin og cheese i kveld? ;D
 
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Du har Lounge Against The Machine ? Den er jo fin. Før han fikk seg band, smått desperat koketteri med midisound og glimt i øyet.
 
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Ny plate!



01 SUPERSONIC (originally by JJ FAD)
02 AIRBAG (originally by RADIOHEAD)
03 FAN MESSAGE #1
04 STRONGER* (originally by KANYE WEST)
05 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (originally by QUEEN)
06 FAN MESSAGE #2
07 JUST DANCE [LIVE IN LAS VEGAS] (originally by LADY GAGA)
08 DIE MF DIE* (originally by DOPE)
09 FAN MESSAGE #3
10 MY NECK, MY BACK* (originally by KHIA)
11 FAN MESSAGE #4*
12 SMACK THAT (originally by AKON)
13 POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (originally by DEF LEPPARD)
14 LIGHT MY FIRE (originally by THE DOORS)
15 FAN MESSAGE #5*
16 SEE YOU AGAIN (originally by MILEY CYRUS)
17 YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION (originally by CHICAGO)
18 FREEBIRD* (originally by LYNYRD SKYNRD)
19 PERFECT SITUATION (originally by WEEZER)
20 FAN MESSAGE #6*
21 SANDWICH JINGLE [LIVE] (bonus track, iTunes only)

*explicit content

http://www.okbartender.com/

Dear Beloved Richard Cheese Fan:

I just mailed you my all-new "OK BARTENDER" CD!!

This is our 9th CD, and we hope you enjoy it!

Please do me 3 favors:

1) Please don't let anyone copy the CD. It's okay to put it on your personal iPod, but no file-sharing, okay?

2) Please don't play the songs on the radio or other broadcast/internet outlets. The CD won't be in stores until March 2010, so let's keep it under wraps until then, okay? For now, it's just for us!

3) Have a wonderful, safe, and joyous holiday season. I truly appreciate your loyalty and support, and I look forward to lounging against the machine with you for another swingin' decade!

Best wishes,

RC

P.S. Please tell your friends about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine and richardcheese.com. We're also on FaceBook at facebook.com/richardcheese. The more fans we get, the more music we can record for your lounging enjoyment. Cheers!

P.P.S. Please don't drink and drive.

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Ikke lett å være liten artist for tiden:

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Can You Please Help Spread The Cheese? Get your friends to become fans of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine CDs, so we can afford to record another new CD for YOU!

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Dear Richard Cheese Fan:

I am so grateful to you and all of my fans around the U.S. and the world for your kind support of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. We really appreciate your enthusiasm and loyalty.

As you know, we've just released our 9th CD, "OK BARTENDER," and we're finishing up an all-new Hawaiian tiki music album "LAVAPALOOZA starring JOHNNY ALOHA" for release in August 2010.

But after that, I don't know if we can afford to make any more albums. :-(

Why? There are several reasons:

Due to illegal music piracy (filesharing, burning CDs, digital copies, etc.), CD sales are down by 75% since 2007. Without that sales revenue, we don't have enough money to invest in new recordings.

In fact, our last three CDs haven't even turned a profit yet. For each CD we make, we spend tens of thousands of dollars in advance on recording studios, musicians, mixing, mastering, manufacturing, packaging, and shipping, not to mention the hours of time developing, arranging, and rehearsing the songs. We have to pay publishers, attorneys, and accountants, too. And, since we pay hefty royalties to the original artists for every song sold, we earn even less money.

So, because of the enormous investments we've made for our previous CDs, we just don't have the money in the bank to fund new CDs.

As you know, the economic climate has been difficult for everyone. For our band, concert ticket sales were down in 2009, but travel costs went up. We played a lot of cities in 2008/2009, but we just barely broke even. So, that's one of the reasons we haven't been able to tour as much as we had hoped, because it's just not as profitable as it used to be. Also, because of my lousy vocal chords, I can't perform as many shows as I'd like.

With less touring, that means fewer sales of CDs, T-shirts and Posters to our fans. Once again, without that revenue stream, we can't afford to invest in recording sessions for new material.

I'm very proud of the CDs we've released in the last 10 years: "TUXICITY," "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN," "APERITIF FOR DESTRUCTION," "SILENT NIGHTCLUB," "THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON," "DICK AT NITE, "VIVA LA VODKA," and "OK BARTENDER." It's been a labor of love for us.

But we don't have a record label funding our albums anymore. And while I might dress like a million bucks, I'm not a millionaire, either.

The money for my CDs comes out of MY POCKET, which happens to be pretty empty right now...!

Every day, I wake up and wonder, how am I going to afford to release any more new albums??

I'm not trying to get rich. I just want to keep making enough money so we can keep recording new CDs.


How can you help keep the music going?

Very easy:

SPREAD THE CHEESE!

Simply put, we need more new fans, more new CD sales, more satisfied customers.

We don't need YOU to buy more of our CDs; you've already been wonderfully generous and supportive.

We need YOUR FRIENDS to buy our CDs!

If you love our music, then PLEASE introduce us to new fans!

Send them to http://shop.richardcheese.com or http://www.facebook.com/richardcheese
or
iTunes, where all 9 of our CDs are available for download!

Send out emails and FaceBook messages to your friends, family, and co-workers!
Play our CDs for people at nightclubs, bars, strip joints, and parties!
Post positive reviews of our albums on iTunes, amazon.com, and other websites!



If we can just double the number of customers we have, we'll be able to pay off our debts and get to work on our 11th album for your listening enjoyment!!

Remember, we're not doing this to get rich; we just want to earn enough revenue so we can keep re-investing in the business of recording music for our loyal fans.


From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely appreciate your continued support. Thanks for believing in The Cheese.

Best Wishes,

RC
 
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Idag kom siste plata for "SuperFan FunClub!" medlemmer

Johnny Aloha - Lavapalooza





http://www.johnnyaloha.com/jhome.html

Jeg må vel si at den enda ikke er helt på høyde med de tidligere utgivelsene. Men, nå er opplegget forandret helt med ukulele og paraplydrinker. Vi får se om den går seg til :)
 
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Men, nå er opplegget forandret helt med ukulele og paraplydrinker. Vi får se om den går seg til
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Alt med paraplydrinker akkompagnert av ukulele går seg til, Morten. :)
 
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